- The I remembered my sista's pet, Fluffy, which was also a jeweled insect that she got while working in Mexico as a scuba instructor. It's a Mayan thing.
- I don't know about you, but there's no way I would want a bug crawing around on me, jewels or no....
Skippy's Sarah Dream
Setting: any kind of open stage space, or since this is a dream, an unlikely type of set ranging from the interior of a plane to a harem to a set from another show.
Woman 1 - any age or race
Woman 2 - any age or race
Moose - guy in moose mask - any age or race
Queen Sarah – any age or race
Did you get your certificate?
I'm trying to avoid it. After all ...
(whispers after looking around to make sure no one can see or hear them)
I'm a les....
Oh, look at those great glowing flowers! We'd never know the beauty of nuclear waste if Queen Sarah had not been put on the throne.
Lovely flowers and look at the time! We should be getting back to the factory.
Enter a Moose - a guy in a Moose mask
Oh My Gawd! I thought those beasts were extinct now.
But look he's smiling I think. Maybe they're not as dangerous as they told us.
Shut up! You know that we can't contradict Common Thought or we'll end up in the retraining camps.
Can you ladies help me? I need to find some food. Since the
I didn't hear you .... La la la la la
(Puts fingers in ears and continues to la la la)
What's wrong with her? Did I say something to offend? I'm truly sorry.
Don't you know that it's against the Verbal Laws of the Lord, or Common Thought, to utter the v-word? Wow you have been out in the woods for a long time.
(Loud siren is heard)
Moose begins to run in a large circle quacking like a duck. Both women get down on their knees and prostrate themselves. Moose goes over to them, sniffs them and runs off stage as the siren fades into the sound of a helicopter. As the helicopter fades, Queen Sarah enters in fatigues carrying a large rifle.
Get up. Did you see a moose a few minutes ago? I got me a hankering for a moose burger.